about us (edds).

Hash Browns and Toast started in 1961, a combine of Key Grips on Early Afternoon Rustler, the vaguely Libertarian, made-for-tv predecessor to Midnight Cowboy. They left the film industry altogether the following year to play for the Celtics. In February of 2007, after failed attempts at a screenplay on the early adolescence of Rimbaud, they said fuck it and started this gangsta shit (editor’s note: and this the motherfucking thanks they get?). They are (alphabetically):

El Cid Campeador: slayer of a one thousand chucky.

Kid Genius: who takes two extra steps in the paint and never gets called for it.

The Anti-Blast: WHO NEVER WRITES IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

Herman Furry-Paws: who just recently realized he likes tea.

Stop Snitchin: 12 year-old understudy for Baryshnikov (Mikhail).

Happy Labor Day, Lenny: the banker.

chucky: who was going to write for HBaT until he was slain en masse by El Cid. His name goes without bolding.