Free Civ

By Herman Furry Paws

- Fuck all the hype about UT and specifically Jamal Charles until they have a good game against a ranked team.

- Washington is going to beat Ohio State today. I say this with 85 percent certainty.

- Patriots cameragate: You have to ask: a. what if it was the colts? and b. what if it was the bengals? And I think you’d have a worse penalty for both. Patriots just have some ridiculous get-out-of-jail free card because I think Goodell suspects that by being harsh on them, he’s going to alienate pats nation. not true. they’ve been caught with their pants down and they’re EXPECTING a spanking. Half a mil? wtf. You need to punish them so that NO TEAM EVER DOES THIS AGAIN. If I were a head coach, I would totally use a camera this week, if that’s going to be the punishment. You need to suspend the coach for 5 games, or give them an auto-forfeit on a win, or….

- Goodell needs to have a press conference where he announces that all fantasy points gained from the Pats from weeks 1-2 are invalid. Do you know how much anger this would cause? Beliczech would have a price on his head that was twice the amount he’s getting fined.

- My friend matt made up a good word that he wanted me to share with our 6 readers: vernacronym. An acronym that’s become part of the vernacular. Like: ASAP, UC, BRB. You heard it here first.

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