Archive for August, 2007

One More Way Hard Drugs have Positively Influenced My Life

August 31, 2007

Freedarko is currently selling these awesome t-shirts that feature some graphics from the most drug inpired sports illustrated basketball preview ever. The preview was published, shockingly, in the 70’s and I think it’s safe to assume LSD played a substantial role in it’s creation. I just ordered one of each, definitely the freshest shirts on the internet right now.

Best Halftime Entertainment Of All Time

August 30, 2007

During Mort’s halftime report on MNF this week, the viewing public was treated to some fabulous halftime entertainment. I normally don’t give a crap about anything associated with preseason football, but I must admit that mascots roughing up peewee football players was a stroke of genius. Check out the big red bird mascot in the background as it mercilessly stomps some little kid.

Do You Rock as They Rock?

August 30, 2007

IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Give You the Kings of Rock and Roll

August 30, 2007

Since every John Reis band has broken up over the past two years, most dissapointingly the Hot Snakes, there should no longer be any debate as to who rocks the hardest.

TURBONEGRO bitches!!!! Who knew Norwegians could rock so hard.

If You Don’t Like Cash Money You Can Stay Broke

August 30, 2007

ya heard me

Dope-Ass Kicks

August 30, 2007

Nike Skateboarding is releasing four shoes designed by Horitaka, the only American apprentice to famed Japenese tattoo master Horioshi III. The Japanese believe in four guardian animals, each one representing a direction and a season. They will release a shoe each season dedicated to the appropriate guardian animal. The autumn guardian animal is the Byakko, a white tiger. Expect these to drop next month, guaranteed to make you the freshest dude on the block.
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Does It Make Me a Bad Person to Laugh at Fat People?

August 29, 2007

Of course not, they’re hilarious.

Couldn’t Agree More…

August 29, 2007

Brady Quinn is All Man

August 29, 2007

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